This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

Animated Goncharov.

Definitely that one.

unless, hear me out...

Muppet Goncharov

Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

Picture of her from the USA Today

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

no it does not, I

am perfectly happy with

my obscurity

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.

tags pass peer review

Meant to be

I gently cradle my mug in both hands, holding it closely as i gently lift it to my mouth and sip carefully, as if savoring the taste. When you look in the mug you see i’m just drinking water.

This is so true!

Except instead of water!

You know I’d have Ginger Ale in that mug buddy!

🍻

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

btw. if you even care btw. btw

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

Unrestrained summer fun