love going over to my guy friends’ apartment. tis a lawless land. i eat cake directly from the tray and nobody bats an eye. redbull is in endless supply. a picture of the quarterback is taped to the wall like a painting of jesus. the door is never locked. i just walk in. i’ve walked in and nobody was home. i ate a chip and left.
i saw a headcannon that nico's outfits are carefully picked out with matching accessories, and then will wears a tie-dye shirt and cargo shorts
while i absolutely love this head cannon, i wanted to add my own personal flare as a fellow child of apollo from texas:
the tie-dye shirt is 100% a keep austin weird shirt
me: oh yeah i don’t fall asleep very easily i have insomnia
my insomnia: bilbo traveled with the dwarves for half a year, which is a pretty long time for them to be living in such close quarters, which means they must have gotten very close, but after bilbo returns to the shire he never goes back to the lonely mountain and the only one to ever visit is balin, and i don’t imagine the mailing system is very well kept with the rise of sauron so he must not ever really hear from the dwarves again, which must be really depressing given that he spent so much time traveling with them and-
i didn’t know that the british call arugula rocket??????? like was trying to order pizza in spain and it had the british english translation and it literally said rocket and i thought it was a bad translation for like a pepper because it “blasts your senses off” or something but no it’S FUCKING ARUGULA