tumblr put some ash williams x herbert west on my for you dash . never thought about them before that but i just think it's funny cuz
i've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. so i thought i could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. i felt like i was watching a dream i could never wake up from. before i knew it, the dream was all over.
i love that happy trails are called that cause it's so true i just get filled with so much joy <3 hair
Comforting a drunker person while drunk feel like what I imagine it would be like to comfort a dying soldier on the battlefield
Jeremy Irons
Heiko Hellwig: Silicon Cities (2017)
Colorful Circuit Cities Built From Motherboards, Processors, and Microchips. Hellwig built these cityscapes last year using the guts of old MacBooks, IBMs, and even PlayStations that he scavenged from eBay and friends' basements.
sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it's the only way to avoid a power dynamic
Brushing your teeth in the shower feels so fucking good you can get as sloppy as you want in there
this is how it feels to go toothpaste crazy in the shower
Excuse me - chubby housekeeper here speaking from the heart of every person that has ever cleaned a shower. Have fun scrubbing the toothpaste gunk off your shower walls you absolute cretin. Say goodbye to your caulk/grout. Forget the original color of the tiling it's gone forever because it got tired of being scrubbed at. Have fun buying your shower curtains ten years supply at a time.
I bet you love the squidge of toothpaste between your toes on a sweaty summer morning, you creature.