mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Can we not victim blame

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

the vc is in shambles rn

Vladimir Nabokov’s note card, c. 1969.

“[March 21 1951]

Student explaining to me (after getting 55) that when reading a novel (’Ulysses’ in this case) he likes to skip ‘passages and pages’ so as ‘to get his own idea, you know, about the book and not be influenced by the author’.”

went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.

context for all my non-UK followers.

This needs a caption

reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

God please not this fucking post