Murder Unlimited

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Introduction post, I guess

On occasion I have been known to post art. Not too often, though. On this blog my art is tagged #art of mine. I also reblog all of it to @hunters-art-archive so follow me there too.

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Poster on tumblr: [makes a satirical post flipping a common issue upside down/applying it to a different group of people, showcasing how silly/stupid/bigoted the original statement is, presumably not realizing that what they posted as a satire is a thing that Also Actually Happens, often to a different marginalized group]

Comments: "we should start saying this unironically!" "I already say that lol" "gonna start saying that"

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one thing about me as a batman fan is that im not 100% convinced his penis works very good. im completely fine with fanfic where hes horny as hell and fucks like a machine and all that but in my heart of hearts im like. this man has erectile dysfunction.

like first of all theres the psychological aspect, in the sense that that man is stressed the hell out and traumatized and paranoid and juggling like 600% more in his head than the average person, which im told doesnt usually contribute to great boners. so there's that part. getting the man to put down his schedules and business concerns and the three different cases hes working on in the back of his head and the updates he wants to make to the batmobile and all that shit. that guy is Distracted during sex. he loses his boner at least once a session because he starts thinking about killer croc or something and yeah hes freaky but not really in that direction, sorry. this is a thing that happens to him and is a known phenomenon to his partners.

and then second of all physiologically im not convinced that he hasnt mangled his penis to some degree in the course of all the training and crimefighting and whatnot. like even taking extra pains to protect it as im sure he would, all of the times that man has been exploded and thrown through walls and glass and all of the jumping off of buildings and swinging around he does?? i simply dont believe his penis has emerged entirely unscathed. you absolutely cant tell me that in the early days he didnt at least twice take a running leap off of something, misjudge his landing, and absolutely destroy his balls when he slipped and took a wrought iron fence full force between the legs. this must have happened. i know it to be true that this man has scars on his dick that he didn't ask someone to put there on purpose and i do kinda think it could eventually affect his sexual function, even aside from the impact of all of his other various and perpetual injuries causing him pain.

so what im saying is that my headcanon is that batman's dick game is weak as hell at least 50% of the time. what that dick do? today, absolutely nothing. tomorrow, who knows. which tbh i find kinda hot in a roundabout way actually, so. love that for him. sorry about your penis, batman.

Is there like, cucking but not with sex. Like what if I come to some dude's house. Eat his food. Sleep in his bed. He can watch like a loser. Go and buy more food. And YEAH I'm gonna fuck his wife. But I'm also gonna take other stuff from him. You know he doesn't even need to be a cuck. Honestly ideally he doesn't even need to be there. Just pay the bills and stock the fridge, bitchboy. And do the cleaning. Is that too unrealistic of a kink

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a character will have a bludgeoning weapon and not go for the head and kill a guy immediately because the writers are cowards. GUARDS, CONCUSSION THAT MAN ‼️

Consider: it is much sexier to shatter his kneecaps

Consider: it's even sexier to give him a head wound and watch the blood drip down the side of his face and down his neck

Consider: then he'd be dead and severely concussed. If you shatter every bone in his legs, he will be alive and in pain, and you can watch him try to crawl away from you pathetically. You can deliver the head wound after that, looking him in the eye, so he knows exactly what will happen

a character will have a bludgeoning weapon and not go for the head and kill a guy immediately because the writers are cowards. GUARDS, CONCUSSION THAT MAN ‼️

Consider: it is much sexier to shatter his kneecaps

a character will have a bludgeoning weapon and not go for the head and kill a guy immediately because the writers are cowards. GUARDS, CONCUSSION THAT MAN ‼️

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Crying over a kitty rescued from under the rubble

Crying over a man who spent 6 hours under the rubble and who was rescued thanks to a minute of silence that helps rescuers to hear people's screams

Crying over a whole class of 16-17 year olds with their teacher waiting for rescuers to save their classmate from under the rubble

Crying over two siblings, a 21 y.o. guy and a 19 y.o. girl, killed in this attack

I hate everyone involved in every russian attack on our cities, everyone who supports and enables this

I'm not calling any names and not getting into a personal confrontation. But with this comment under one of my recent posts I wanted to show you what a rare "normal" "good" russian looks like.

Ukrainians online and offline mostly get called slurs by russians, but the stereotypical "you knokhol pigs have no right to exist" shit doesn't evoke any feelings anymore. In me, at least. It's rare comments like this that truly get to me.

Let's set things straight: do I think it's easy being russian now? Do I think all russian people are bloodthirsty monsters who want to kill us all? Do I think all of them are doing absolutely nothing to oppose the regime? No. To all of the above.

But it's with the russian "liberal opposition" that you most often get the "we're sorry and ashamed, but…" You know how in relationships with abusive, manipulative, self-involved people you never get to hear a sincere apology? It's always "sorry but" – either "but I suffer too", "I am not to blame", "I had no bad intentions" etc. That's the same thing with most of the "good" russians.

Do I think it's fair that some of them had to leave their homes and their country behind, when they never voted for putin and didn't "want the war"? No. Things are rarely fair in this world. But you can just say you're ashamed by your nation, or you're devastated by the fact that your countrymen recently killed 20 innocent people, including 9 children, with a ballistic missile, in the middle of the day. You don't have to add your personal struggles commenting on such news, to show that you are also a victim.

Especially when you're commenting on a blog run by a Ukrainian living in Ukraine. You have no idea what most of us have been or are going through, what or who we have lost because of your country. I lost not only my home, but my city, and some other cities near and dear to me, like my grandma's town where I spent all my summer breaks - lie in ruins. Uninhabitable. Nothing but a pile of rubble. Because your country destroyed it.

We don't need to hear how sorry and ashamed you are, when it doesn't come from a place of sincerity and accountability. You can make this about yourself under the posts about russian struggles, or in your own space. Don't come to us with this shit. Our ability to empathise with you gets crippled by each day our people die and our cities get vaporized.

Video of rescuers getting a woman out of the rubble in Kyiv. One rescuer says "Slowly, slowly, Yanochka, hang in there, please, honey". Yanochka is an affectionate form of the name Yana.

I just don't understand how both people who tenderly say your name while getting you out of the building that is crushing you and people who caused this suffering can be the same humankind. How one human can decide to save people for a living, sometimes at an expense of their own life and health, and another human can decide to kill innocent people in their sleep for a living.

Kinda fucked up how it doesn't even feel real anymore. Couldn't sleep today because it was too loud. Wasn't scary tho, not like the first weeks. Mostly annoying. Nine people died in my city, over 70 injured. Feels like a number — a really small one, compared to several million population. And then it's like, those people were in their homes. An entire apartment building got destroyed. Few more buildings and cars were on fire. Somehow I've always managed to avoid it. Like there's an invisible wall separating me and the war. The few times things happened close to where I live, like when the supermarket right next to my apartment building was hit, I wasn't even in the city. Maybe that's why it doesn't feel real to me. Could be my building next. I wonder if that will feel real enough

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Do people care if u get inspired by other polls.... Anyway the red/blue poll I see going around is nice but I found that I associate my friends with all sorts of colors so. here

Can you name the countries of Asia?

For comparison for the European country quiz..

How many Asian countries can you name

American: 0-25%

European: 0-25%

Non American Non European: 0-25%

American: 26-50%

European: 26-50%

Non American Non European: 26-50%

American: 51-75%

European: 51-75%

Non American Non European: 51-75%

American: 76-100%

European: 76-100%

Non American Non European: 76-100%

Voting ended onApr 23