JMills's definitions
A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.
John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
by Jmills April 3, 2020