Telephony's definitions
by Telephony June 22, 2012
How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.
{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!
by Telephony June 19, 2014
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
by Telephony December 6, 2011
Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 6, 2016
A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!
{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!
{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)
by Telephony May 18, 2020