c-53:

c-53:

c-53:

Durandal posting joke listings in the classifieds is easily one of the funniest running jokes in Marathon, while “Do you think I’m too sarcastic? Never mind.” Is #1 by a fucking mile

Queen,

Hold on I need to put Durandal’s classified ads on here. I love them to death

towerofglass:

avagarde:

avagarde:

i’m gonna fuck the metroid prime 4 corvette suit

they’re gonna have to shoot me on site if they want me to keep my mouth off this thing’s crotch

heavenslittlemachine:

archosaur-automaton:

mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says “this is your captain squeaking… we’ve just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I’m a mouse”

this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane

pyu:

sharkjumpers:

compilation

dduane:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

This… is sobering.

(And I’m sorry, but also dreadfully funny in that particular “I’m A Former Medical/Nursing Person And I’d Have Given Serious Money To Be There And See This Happening Live” sort of way.)

maliketh:

p-urest:

t4tails:

hey! the only one allowed to treat clark like a trained dog is lois