I love Reddit it’s the only place I can see someone get mad enough to insult someone over a 13y old jolly rancher house. I also like that they said goodbye but came back to drop another insult indicating that they were indeed quite pressed over this. Classic
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
reason why "do it scared" never resonated with me is cause I've been doing just about everything scared for my whole life
it is claimed that "the more you do something the less scary it will be" but that is not always true, if the experience was significantly negative, the fear will continue
wbat do you mean tomorrow is december. it was just october. what happened to the other one
dudes are like “I’m a 34 year old promising young doctor with a beautiful wife and 2 precious children, I have my entire life ahead of me and can do anything! I’m going to go hike in 8 foot snow in the Rocky Mountains and never be seen alive again and die very badly and my beautiful wife will have to identify my skeletal remains by my backpack.”
frankly, I think wives should be allowed to lock their husbands in the basement if they express their plans to go mountain climbing in subzero temperatures or cave diving in an illegal diving zone or whatever. you should be able to chain that guy up at that point.
also, just remember, if you’re doing this shit you’re not just endangering your own life, you’re endangering the lives of the search and rescue personnel who may have to come look for your egotistical adrenaline junkie self
Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.