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Husband has affair with Wife's friend
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“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again. On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. “Okay,”...
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It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For 100 dollars, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the...
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Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you...
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Memes And Pics That Totally Nail Married Life - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.
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Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
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The best marriage advice that is also hysterically funny. Don't listen to the same old, same old.
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Newlywed husband becomes restless and wants to go to the bar with his friends. He doesn't expect this from his wife... - funny marriage joke.
These funny quotes about marriage are the perfect way to laugh with your husband or wife or find inspiration for a wedding toast or witty Instagram caption.
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