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The Other Human Torch Even though they share a name, the similarities between this fella here and the Fantastic Four's resident combustible man are few and far in between. You see, while Johnny Storm whittles away the hours engulfed in flames and flying about New York, thanks to his choice in brightly-hued outwear, thi

That lad from that boy band Wouldn’t it be good to be that lad from that boy band? You know, that boy band who do that song that’s always on the radio? Just imagine how great it would feel to be mobbed by thousands of strangers every time you went to Morrisons. Just think of all the cool new people who would suddenly s

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BUD McGOUGHLIN; ACTION WEATHERMAN! These days, it seems Hollywood keeps pumping out the same regurgitated nonsense. But, we can't moan if we're not willing to fix it. So we've tried our hands at writing a script, and we think we've come up with the perfect remedy for cinema's ailments... and his name is BUD McGOUGHLIN;

Mr. Brown... The Boxing Fisherman It’s lucky he’s hunting for fish and not deer – in his bright orange Henri Lloyd they’d see him coming miles off. Fortunately his prey resides underwater – but all that sitting around waiting for a fish means layering up to guard against the chill. The Heritage Research sweater combine

THE ICE CREAM ARTISAN A being of urban myth, we have never actually managed to collar the Ice Cream Artisan, but we've chased paper trails, interviewed multiple unstable ice cream enthusiasts, and delved deep into the public archives trying to answer to that age old question, “who is the ice cream artisan?” He first pi

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