There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.
What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, t...
You're still in love''No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.'
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Marriage is the death of hope.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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