Also going to finally make a pinned post for all my stuff:

BOGLEECH - my tumblr blog is named after this website I created around 2002 and still update. Thousands of pages worth of content focusing on creature design as well as real biology. My review of the original Legend of Zelda monsters might be the most straightforward example of my articles.

Links to some of the most popular content:

POKEMON REVIEW ARCHIVE: - I rate and review each and every single Pokemon, in Pokedex order, on its merits as a creature design. I also do so as someone whose favorite animals are all parasites.

DIGIMON REVIEW ARCHIVE - same, but more chaotic.

CREEPYPASTA COOKOFF ARCHIVE - for several years I hosted a yearly writing contest before it grew too big for me to keep up with. There are over a thousand user submitted horror, fantasy, sci fi and surrealist stories here emphasizing unconventional, original ideas you seldom see from the “creepypasta” community!

The original “MORTASHEEN” Monster Archive - since the early 2000’s I’ve created and illustrated more than 800 creatures and counting for my own monster-catching world, now set for release as a tabletop RPG setting.

AWFUL HOSPITAL: SERIOUSLY THE WORST EVER (page one): an interactive comedy-horror-sci-fi webcomic I started in 2014 about a medical facility that could maybe be better.

Some of my other internet stuff:

PATREON - constant work makes my patreon updates inconsistent, but the content backlog goes back years with a huge amount of exclusive art and writing. I try to put up new exclusive stuff whenever I can.

ETSY - I design all sorts of original enamel pins like these, plus I sell zero-maintenance terrarium plants (just leave them in a jar!), original books and other things!

COLOR THE ABYSS (available on the above etsy!) - a 30 page educational deep sea coloring book! Includes a few famous favorites like giant isopods and hagfish, but mostly focuses on less popular, often much weirder animals.

UNBELIEVABLE BUGS - also regularly restocked in the etsy store, 30 of the strangest and most surprising arthropods most people have likely never heard of, illustrated by myself and @revretch, written for even the youngest kids to understand (but will likely teach you something new at any age)

My Itch.io and Ko-fi - both sell digital versions of my books, including some creepypasta collections and my first novel, “Return of the Living,” about a world of entirely ghosts suddenly dealing with the appearance of ghost-hunting monsters.

TWITCH CHANNEL - I now try to stream something at least monthly, sometimes weekly when possible, from horror games to books and art.

YOUTUBE CHANNEL - archives my twitch streams and other little things.

INSTAGRAM - look at pictures of my huge weird collection of toys and Halloween collectibles

BLUESKY - I’m going to put mainly just updates to my stuff on here.

SEE ALSO:

HUMANS-B-GONE - a science fiction animated series by my partner @revretch, about a world of kaiju-size, technologically advanced insects and arachnids to whom vertebrates like us are just pesky little “gubs.” Also has a tumblr account @humansbgone


FINALLY, HERE’S MY GUIDE AND RESOURCE TO MAKING YOUR OWN INTERNET WEBSITE IN A FEW MINUTES WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF CODING

bogleech:

I still dont know if Mary Skelter can be called a good game series exactly, it feels like just a breath away from having just been an anime wife gacha app game in all honesty, but its monster designs are fantastic and this is what its soundtrack is like.

What this one sounds like

I still dont know if Mary Skelter can be called a good game series exactly, it feels like just a breath away from having just been an anime wife gacha app game in all honesty, but its monster designs are fantastic and this is what its soundtrack is like.

humansbgone:

humansbgone:

humansbgone:

humansbgone:

humansbgone:

Humans-B-Gone! Praying Mantis Enamel Pin

An enamel pin of Sophodra the praying mantis, the main character of the sci-fi animated series Humans-B-Gone!

Kickstarter

I’ve launched a Kickstarter for an enamel pin of Sophodra, with a goal of $300 and a stretch goal of $500. Get your pin for just $15 (and stickers, too)! Every cent helps me make the series, and I really appreciate it!

Holy cow, in less than 24 hours it’s not only been funded, not only hit the stretch goal, but even made almost three times the original goal!!! I can’t thank you all enough for your support, Humans-B-Gone! couldn’t happen without you!

Pins have to be ordered in bulk (minimum 100 pins at a time), which means each additional pin design costs another $200, so I don’t think I’ll do an additional pin for a stretch goal. 

I could do more stickers, though! What designs would you like to see?

Or, do you have an idea for something else that could be a stretch goal?

The Kickstarter is still going, with a new stretch goal for $2k!

If we make it to $2k I’ll make a shaker charm of Rose’s dad and siblings (Harvey the harvestman and all his baby scorpions and tarantulas)!

Since it’s a shaker charm, the babies will be separate pieces floating around Harvey’s legs. You can see an example here:

Just $75 away from the $2k goal with a week to go!!!

Only two days left!!! I’ll be selling these in the Ko-Fi shop afterwards, but I don’t know how many I’ll have left!

Also, reminder that you can instead/also get a baby Sophodra pin:

What disney thinks kids want: hip tiktok slang and familiar family drama

What they actually appear to want: funny shippable creatures suffering trauma in weird new settings with grim fucked up lore

caroexanima:

caroexanima:

Testing some cheap alcohol markers

mimedna:

ALT

it’s been improved!!! I’ve been trying to perfect the appearance of shitty ink printed on cheap magazine paper and I’ve finally done it! I want this to look like something published in the 80s that you just found in a cardboard box from your dad’s years in college.

What do other people like as a breakfast smoothie? I keep making really basic ones with just plain greek yogurt, coconut milk, peanut powder and a whole banana (peeled)

bogleech:

nomnivore1:

redbuddi:

bogleech:

bogleech:

I haven’t done anything for 4 hours but watch whatever cartoon loads up next so anyways there’s a whole episode of american dad bout klaus the fish dating an ancient malevolent wraith

alright so he was super in love with her but he found out she’s just bound to whoever holds this cursed artifact he bought and therefore she never had any agency in their relationship, which he didn’t know because all she could do is shriek and he was inferring whatever he wanted to hear. He shatters the item to set her free and she tries to kill everyone but now that he can talk to her for real he finds out what she’s really into is baseball trivia so they go on a baseball road trip as platonic friends and that’s how the episode ends

Apparently they’re still making American Dad but they just decided to get like really weird with it. Like it’s just whatever the fuck now. If anyone actually still watches this show in Current Year please fill us in.

OP here and these are some events from the last three episodes I saw here in 2025:

• Demons challenge the family to “a Space Jam” but they can’t get the looney tunes characters without getting sued, so they play dressed as public domain 1930s comic strip characters.
• Francine accidentally kills a hotel manager who was spying on her, only to take his place and become addicted to voyeurism because the hotel is actually a metaphysical psychic entity nourished by the act of peeping.
• Francine takes an interest in gardening and ends up turning earthworms into graboids.

CONCERNING NEWS. So this show began as a clone of the cancelled Family Guy, right, before Family Guy came back anyway and Fox cancelled this one. Then TBS bought it and it got progressively weirder and funnier under different writers who were basically like “we inherited a family guy clone that fox didnt want, we may as well go nuts with it until we inevitably get cancelled”

This went on for 11 years of it proving surprisingly successful, but now it has ended its deal with TBS and FOX has bought *back* the rights.

No word if the same writers will get to continue or Fox will just want to morph it back into a Family Guy clone, so I guess it’s currently Schrodinger’s Family Guy Clone until further notice. A crewmember once told me a lot of them read my pokemon reviews years back, if any of you guys are still lurking I hope you get to keep your jobs or you’re already lined up with good ones!

(UPDATE they just moved buildings and get to carry on)

nemfrog:

Millepora nodosa, fire coral bits. Processed image.

Zoology for high schools and colleges. 1895.

Internet Archive

fishcore:

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$18 for just three?! I should be able to get a bag of 100 for that, perfect general purpose bug props.

mutipede:

mutipede:

I’ve been paying like… 0.2% attention to it lately, since I’ve been having a rough time and haven’t been online as much (and when I am online I’m focusing on - y'know, stuff that doesn’t suck lol) but - that’s kinda the thing, right?

How the hell did I end up consistently getting my username at like position #2 or 3 on roadkill fairy’s shit list WHILE completely ignoring, blocking new accounts like whack-a-mole without responding to anything, and barely commenting or keeping up with the situation

Like, genuinely. 100% full recap. This is a fully complete and comprehensive summary of MY personal experience:

1. I followed several people who posted cool artwork, writing, and things related to media that I am interested in
2. One of the people I happened to follow happened to have a stalker

…AND THAT’S IT!! That is all you’ve gotta do in order to have someone accuse you of being a bestiality necrophile.

I’m grateful I’ve got the luxury of the bullshit accusations not bothering me, since I am a tiny mostly anonymous blog and none of what I do here is for the purpose of an audience anyways (that’s another thing! there would be literally no point to “canceling” me anyways! I’d keep doin’ this shit if no one followed me at all!) but just like holy shit what the fuck lol

SPOILERS: I have no involvement with this account or any other public tumblr accounts, block this loser

She changed up her behavior and stopped the random gore porn spam after her big callout but has since snuck around attempting weird new tactics every so often. Tumblr’s probably never seeing the last of its new pet trainwreck for a while.

Will just have to boost the big thread every so often to maintain awareness of this weirdo until she finally disappears.

bethanythebogwitch:

chimera-gui:

bethanythebogwitch:

Wake up, babe, new mermaid (sea dragon maid?) Digimon just dropped.

Shagaramon is really cool since her lore heavily references Ryugumon. It’s neat that New Century is tying into Liberator like that. I also like that Shagaramon is set up as the missing water spirit hybrid. I’d love to see new Digimon that act as the hybrids for wood, earth, and steel too, since Bandai seems determined to never make them.

Did a little digging and New Century itself mentions Ryugumon by name in the storyline when Lanamon Digivolves into Shagaramon

Neat. Re really need an English port of this game already

I love how the eyes on the dragon “mask” are definitely her only actual eyes and not lined up with where they’d go on her “human face”

(For people who know nothing about digimon, everything on them and any objects they carry are part of their body anyway)

Also nice to see a lady humanoid digimon with the oversized monster hands they used to only put on masculine ones.

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

roach-works:

soloveitchik:

fluentisonus:

where can I meet this guy’s wife

How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao

THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID

Ooh I hope she leaves his ass

unpeeled-human:

i fucking hate my brain it wants to do so many things and it cant even focus on one of them. like its like “start an rpgmaker game!” “no, you should learn godot!” “what about your 3d models on blender??” “but you have that comic to work on!!” “you should also just draw more things in general” and im like SHUT UUUUPPP it feels like this

How is it that this post listed exactly the things by name that I’ve wanted to start on for the last 5 years and have not yet started on.