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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing.  Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty." The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back ... Canadian Humor, Jokes To Tell, Sick Humor, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Trending Topic, Funny Long Jokes, Clean Jokes, Long Jokes

The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to...

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Funny Joke: A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.   "What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy Laugh Out Loud Jokes, Rum And Coke, Bar Jokes, Usa Photography, Travel Photoshoot, Wife Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Short Jokes, Long Jokes

“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...

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The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Chicken Funny Humor, Farmer Jokes, Farm Jokes, Chicken Jokes, Getting Older Humor, Farm Humor, Minion Memes, Sock Bunny, Clean Funny

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, Falling Down Quotes Funny, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Girlfriend Jokes, Husband Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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