Carrie Snow Quotes

Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

Carrie Snow
- Remember
- Successful
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

Carrie Snow

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

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- Men
- Night
- Sleep
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

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- Knows
- Prison
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

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- World
- Women
- War
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

Carrie Snow
- Technology
- Imagine
- Facts
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

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- Fixed
- Naps
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

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- Women
- Car
- Inspiring

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Carrie Snow
- Funny
- Married
- Miserable