Brother Dave Gardner Quotes
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Let them that don't want none have memories of not gettin' any.
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Rock music sounds like an octopus making love to a bagpipe.
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Love your enemies and drive them nuts.
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Gratitude is riches, and complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful!
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Say, a Democrat is somebody who expects somethin' fer nothin', and a Republican is somebody who expects nothin' fer somethin', an' a Independent is a cat that greases his own car.
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Liberals are people who are educated beyond their capacity.
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The difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist is, a Northern Baptist says, 'There ain't no hell," and a Southern Baptist says, 'the hell there ain't!'
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“Let them that don't want it have memories of not gettin' any." "Gratitude is riches and complaint is poverty and the worst I ever had was wonderful." …”