Split With Turnstile, by Citric Dummies

Split With Turnstile

by Citric Dummies

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meatwizard A few months back I stumbled (literally) into the end of a Citric Dummies show at the Entry after seeing Napalm Death/Melvins at First Ave. I was absolutely blown away. This is punk rock at its purest. It’s fast, raw, funny, and chaotic. Reminds me of the classic hardcore bands from the 80s. Excellent!

sindi Just dumb enough to be smart, these Dummies are consistently brilliant. For airplay on sojournradio.com and live events Favorite track: I Am Your Napkin.

dietvernors If Mike Ehrmantraut from "Breaking Bad"/"Better Call Saul" had a band it would sound just like this: bad ass, effective, and not a moment wasted. Favorite track: I Am Your Napkin.

Michael F. Just wow. Always deliver the goods. Amazing record. Favorite track: I Am Your Napkin.

Criv shit smokes, amazing title

juhan.austauschbar Great stuff as always! Favorite track: My Life's a Total Sham.

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1.	Multinational Copyright Violations 00:53	buy track
2.	I Don't Like Anything 01:28	buy track
3.	I Can't Relate 01:44	buy track
4.	I Can't Stand the Weekend 02:02	buy track
5.	Bill's Garden (I Wanna Live In) 01:36	buy track
6.	My Life's a Total Sham 01:56	buy track
7.	I Am Your Napkin 02:32	buy track
8.	Dropped out of Punk 01:49	buy track
9.	Bozo Brain 00:50	buy track
10.	Grant Richardson's Burning Wreckage Welcome Home 01:48	buy track
11.	Cruisin' for the Dead 02:21	buy track
12.	Ain't Got Time (To Live) 01:30	buy track

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Citric Dummies are everything that makes modern rock n’ roll wonderful. Their energy leaps out of the speakers, their tempos will furrow the brow of any fist-pumping speed purist, and their irreverence dances quite artistically on the line between provocative and antagonistic without ever being juvenile or cruel. Indeed, the Minneapolis power trio flex their jester’s privilege on their new album Split With Turnstile with a tongue that has bored entirely through cheek, and spits just a little bit of blood at you.

More than anything, Citric Dummies represent a natural progression from bands like Reagan Youth with snappy, fast, and extremely tight drum parts that work the hell out of the closed hi-hat and fall around the speeds of bands like Generacion Suicida, Dark Thoughts, or even The Ergs! Riff-wise, the band has a lot more in common with Barely Legal-era the Hives, Dwarves, and bits of early Arctic Monkeys, while vocalist/bassist “David Lunch” shouts, bellows, and wails throughout Split With Turnstile; a plain departure from what was described as “pretty much doing a Danzig impersonation,” on their 2023 release Zen and the Arcade of Beating Your Ass. Citric Dummies, however, exude a love of absurdity that none of these bands possess. Their pseudonyms for the other 66% of the band on this album are drummer D.V. Tinner and guitarist David Cronutberger.

Split With Turnstile by Citric Dummies is out on October 17th through Feel It Records.

- Pierce Jordan

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released October 17, 2025

Recorded and edited by Jaxon Vesely at Soft Cult Studio in Minneapolis, Minnesota
Mixed by Andrew Robinson
Mastered by Will Killingsworth at Dead Air Studios
Vocals and some guitar leads recorded by Gin Lemon
Musical contributions on tracks 4, 8, 10, 11 by Bort License Plate
Little Diesel and Landon Lammigan appear courtesy of Make Them Wonder Why
Artwork by J. Gardner

CITRIC DUMMIES IS/ARE:
David Lunch - Bass/Vocals
D.V. Tinner - Drums
David Cronutburger - Guitar

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Citric Dummies Minneapolis, Minnesota

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David Cronutburger
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