Bar jokes

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. And not just banging out “Chopsticks”, the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some...

A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, #funny, #joke, #humor

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour.Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just d.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Giraffe Walks Into A Bar. – A giraffe walks into a bar… He asks the bartender, “Do you