Turning 40 humor

» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

A list of ways to wish someone a Happy 40th Birthday. These 40th birthday wishes range from sweet and sincere, to biting and hilarious.

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Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: So, you're turning 40... Grab a drink, sit back, and watch while your body starts to breakdown. Create and send your own custom Birthday ecard.

"At 40, you still have all the moves – you just don’t make them as fast." Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, not a pile of groans.

A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts. Ten