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Behold! The Gates of Dan.
Greetings traveler. I am Dan , the guardian of
this domain.
In ages past I soared through the heavens astride great metal dragons.
But in the year 2012, I answered the call of a different magic:
the ancient art of software crafting.
From my Fortress of Contemplation I now serve the Legendary Builders
of Framer . As Battlemage of the
Backend Voids, I wield arcane spells and command vast armies of
immortal Gophers to SHAPE THE DIGITAL AETHER TO MY WILL!
Maniacal laughter echoes through the load balancers...
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Behold! The Fortress of Contemplation.
But that is not all. I also practice the Dark Arts of Pastromancy.
Fueled by dough, cinnamon buns make my power (and waistline) grow!
When I'm not keeping the digital aether online (or resisting the baked
temptations of evil), you will find me lost in tomes of epic adventure
(mostly fantasy), or exploring the countryside.
Go forth and explore Dan's Land.
Fantasy map of Dan's Land with four clickable locations: The Gates of
Dan (Home), Guardian's Keep (About), Garden of Knowledge (Digital
garden) and Chaos Fields (GitHub).
Garden of Knowledge
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Instructions
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? Click marked locations to traverse the land