Honeymoon jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon When they got back the bride immediately called her mother Her mother asked “How was the honeymoon” “Oh mama” she replied “The honeymoon was wonderful So romantic…” Suddenly she burst out crying “But mama as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible

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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her

Two golden rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

Four married guys go fishingAfter an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend #funny, #joke, #humor

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road After seeing the sights they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes “Gosh” exclaimed the new bride “You certainly have a dangerous job Don’t you ever get bitten by the

The wife bought a new see through nighty..

An old priest and a nun were on their way to visit a remote desert mission in North Africa when they got lost. To make matters worse, the... - Adult Humor

"Moderately Confused" by Jeff Stahler

“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again. On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. “Okay,”...

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife set to fly down the following day. ...

After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movieShe said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time wi.. #story, #funny