Top Gear (series 22)
Series 22
[edit]January 25th, 2015 [22.1]
[edit]- [On The Stig]
- Jeremy: Some say that his favourite football formation is 8-8-19, and that while we were off-air his iCloud was hacked and now everyone in the world has seen his helmet. All we know is he's called The Stig!
February 1st, 2015 [22.2]
[edit]- [During the opening sequence]
- Jeremy: Tonight, I move my eyes, Richard vandalizes the road.
- James: There you go.
- Jeremy: and James says cow.
- James: Cows!
February 8th, 2015 [22.3]
[edit]- [During the opening sequence]
- Jeremy: Tonight, Richard drives a van, I drive an old brown Porsche and James uses a telephone.
February 15th, 2015 [22.4]
[edit]- [During the opening sequence]
- Jeremy: Tonight, a BMW i8 full track in Yorkshire, the queen of Hollywood on our track, and a pointless thing about old Land Rovers.
- [On The Stig]
- Jeremy: Some say that last week he won a BAFTA for ‘Best Original Smell’, and that when he dies he thinks he’ll go to Devon. All we know is he’s called the Stig!
- [On a right-hand drive Ford Mustang trying too hard to appear British]
- Jeremy: So that realistically should be called, now that it's coming here, the 'Ford Bloody Quid Mate'.
February 22nd, 2015 [22.5]
[edit]- [During the opening sequence]
- Jeremy: Tonight, the new Porsche Cayman on our track, the Ferrari LaFerrari at the limit in Italy Italy, and an old Peugeot goes past some goats.
- [On The Stig]
- Jeremy: Some say that his favourite flower is the potato, and that even though he’s seen Fifty Shades of Grey he still thinks BDSM is a driving school. All we know is he’s called the Stig!
March 1st, 2015 [22.6]
[edit]It is this chain of events that is said to have led to Clarkson allegedly punching producer Oisin Tymon during what was officially described as a "fracas".
However, witnesses have said that no fists were actually thrown – although they have confirmed that Clarkson was hungry.
"Clarkson didn’t like the idea of sandwiches and demanded a juicy steak. He wanted his own way. The producer was being blamed for not arranging hot food. Clarkson hit him — he used every possible swear word you can imagine. He had to be held back. The producer just stood there looking embarrassed."
The general manager is said to have acceded to Clarkson’s request by cooking the steak the next morning.