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I wish we could WP:TNT this talk page because it's getting to supervolcano levels of disruptive lahar flows and geothermally-heated conversation.Talk:Gulf of Mexico, 14:30, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

Former alt of DontBanMeThanks, once GeorgeMemulous, and now Departure–. Sometimes I edit, and I try not to break the rules (if I do, feel free to tell me on my talk page). I'm a bit of a bold editor when I feel like it, and often help out at WP:ITNC and WP:DYK, as well as tending to whatever shows up in my watchlist. 4444 edits at 18:27, 18 February 2025 (UTC).

I consider myself a moderately competent, if BOLD and occasionally much too hasty editor. I've had daily edits since some time around February 2024, and am proud of that, but my editing varies severely week-to-week - some weeks, up to 50 edits a day, and others only 40 in a whole week. That may drop off significantly if this one guy does this one thing he says he doesn't know anything about, but I hope to leave Wikipedia an overall richer place than it was when I arrived as my main objective. One day I'll stop editing and maybe I'll come back, maybe I won't.

I'm constructive where I can be, and typically edit weather-space articles. My best work is Belvidere Apollo Theatre collapse, my first and only featured article. I hope to be able to quickly create meteorological synopses and infoboxes for ongoing tornado outbreaks when they do happen - if 2025 has a super outbreak, you'll likely see me within the first 50 edits cleaning up whatever needs cleaning up.

I'm not subject to any sanctions at the moment. I don't necessarily have much ambition to become an administrator someday, but I might for the purposes of better contributing to DYK and dealing with sockpuppetry if nothing else. That's a matter for the distant future, however. Anyone reading my future RfA if I make one should beware: I frequently vandalize pages, even when you don't see it. And the worst part is that I'll never be subject to sanctions or brought to AIV for it!

My current signature: Departure– (talk) 04:35, 29 November 2024 (UTC)

Important links:

Tropical storm Milton off the coast of Mexico on the afternoon of 5 October 2024
Tropical storm Milton off the coast of Mexico on the afternoon of 5 October 2024

An image I uploaded of a new tropical storm in the Gulf on 5 October 2024 because the yearly list article lacked an image. In a year of records, it was beautiful to see nature acting in moderation.

What I've done and want to do
  • Prospective DYK hooks for some of my drafts and WIP articles:
    • ...that the only fatality of the 2021 Fultondale tornado died in a basement and was a student at Fultondale High School, which also took a direct hit?
    • ...that the 1979 Cheyenne tornado, despite being a violent tornado, was described as having the appearance of a dust devil, with a funnel that didn't touch the ground?
    • ...that numerous tornadoes in a 1976 tornado outbreak followed unusual curving paths, including an F4 that struck the site of a nuclear reactor?
    • ...that despite the 1976 Jordan tornado killing thousands of livestock, having an intense satellite tornado, and producing the worst damage Fujita had seen up to then, no human fatalities occurred?
    • ... that Tallahassee, Temple, Topeka, Toledo, Tulsa, Tupelo, Tuscaloosa, and Tyler all took a toll from two or more twisters over F2? (April 1 hook.)
    • ... that the widest tornado in Texas was also the deadliest tornado in Oklahoma, but not vice versa?
    • ... that the Windy City was hit with six whirlwinds and two windstorms over just 48 hours?
    • ... that the 1967 Belvidere tornado was described as taking "the worst possible path through Belvidere"?
    • ... that one of the strongest tornadoes on record helped volunteers and planted corn in a green field? (The best April 1 hook I can come up with.)
Featured topics
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What the topic state is now:

What I want to see looking at the topic, hopefully by 31 March next year:

Tornado articles and drafts

Tornado articles and drafts

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Table stolen from User:EF5, one of the best contributors to the weather topic sphere. I know I can't stop anyone from stealing these topic ideas, so I ask that if you make these, make them good. Cheers!

F#/EF# State / Country Date Fatalities Injuries Article Article state
EF3 Illinois June 20, 2021 0 (1?) 11 2021 Naperville–Woodridge tornado
F5 Iowa June 13, 1976 0 13 (?) Draft:1976 Jordan tornado
EF2 Florida May 10, 2024 0 (2?) 1 Draft:2024 Tallahassee tornadoes
F7 Maybe. East Pakistan April 14, 1969 922 ? 1969 East Pakistan tornado
F4 Illinois April 21, 1967 24 500 Draft:1967 Belvidere tornado
F3 Indiana September 20, 2002 0 130 2002 Indianapolis tornado
F4 Illinois September 28, 1972 0 21 1972 North Chicago tornado
EF1 Illinois March 31, 2023 1 48 Belvidere Apollo Theatre collapse
EF3 Tennessee March 31, 2023 1 13 Draft:2023 Covington tornado
DYK and QPQ

Did you know hooks and QPQs

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First line is a hook I've made, second line is my QPQ. means the article is promoted or has run on the main page, means it's awaiting promotion or approval. I haven't had any rejected DYK hooks yet.

Fun
Rolling Fork, Mississippi (March 24, 2023) Gosh, if only there were two of them.
Phil Campbell, Alabama (April 27, 2011). Don't see much to argue with.
Mayflower, Arkanasas (April 27, 2011). Hey, it has to be swept clean to be EF5!
Joplin, Missouri (May 22, 2011). Surprised that building's still standing.
Washington, Illinois (November 17, 2013). I said, swept clean!
El Reno, Oklahoma (May 24, 2011). Bad day to be a cactus.
Greenfield, Iowa (May 21, 2024). No! There weren't anchor bolts, so it can't be EF5.
Brandenburg, Kentucky (1974). Hey, that doesn't count! That Fujita scale isn't enhanced!
Washington, Oklahoma (May 22, 2011). This one had anchor bolts.
Bridge Creek (1999). ...This side is supposed to be the F5 ones, right?

Spot the difference. EF4 damage is on the left. F5/EF5 damage is on the right. Some events with maxed-out damage indicators (DIs) on the Enhanced Fujita Scale:

Now, what's going to happen in Bolivar, Sunflower, Leflore, Tallahatchie, Quitman, Panola, and Coahoma counties in Mississippi some time shortly after 22:52, 15 February 2025 (UTC)? Statistically, nothing. Then again, when did crystal balls ever care for statistics?