Old age humor

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.“How are you grandpa?” he asks.“Feeling fine,” says the old man. #funny, #joke, #humor

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had lovemaking for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s make love drive.” The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to […]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

Getting older is a fact of life. It doesn’t need to ruin your outlook. Take a humorous approach with funny quotes about aging. Getting older doesn’t have to be…

Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”…

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special. Price is immaterial. At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and...

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