Cooking fails

Seriously, don't try any of these.

If there's one thing Ratatouille has taught us, it's that cooking is something that everyone can do. However, just because someone can cook

Remember: it could always be worse.

It's the thought that counts... sometimes.

The person who set this pasta on fire. That's like messing up at boiling water

Pizza is indisputably one of the greatest joys in life. That's probably why when it goes bad, it's downright terrifying. These dark tales of pizza fails may haunt you, but don't let them get you down. For every one pizza fail out there, there are hundreds of definite wins.

Cooking—it’s that optional thing that we do when we don’t want to look like lazy good-for-nothings eating cheese and salami straight out of the pack and munching on raw vegetables instead of making a salad. Even cavemen and barbarians were able to cook things well. But even with the help of modern technology, we sometimes end up absolutely butchering our meals and making mega cooking fails.

What's the point in even trying anymore?

It's the thought that counts... sometimes.

Picture this, if you will: You and your family gather on Thanksgiving Day, smiles ear-to-ear because you're so happy to all be together. Granddad is at the head of the table as everybody stands around holding hands and takes turns sharing what they are grateful for in their lives. Then, Grandma comes swishing out of the kitchen with a perfectly golden-brown turkey that smells as good as it looks and is the perfect complement to all of the wonderfully prepared sides already waiting on the…

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Who Wants Some Chai-Spiced Honey Almond Cookies? Anyone?

Some people are born with a great talent for cooking; others, well, they're glad about the invention of pre-made meals. Even those who are clearly not meant to be five-star home chefs try their hand at cooking at least once in a while. While their attempts make them wish for pizza delivery, their cooking fails surely to make us laugh.

God help us.