Insult generator

Matt Shirley can make something very complicated look incredibly simple. This guy draws graphs about everyday life situations that could be easily understood even by pre-schoolers who have just started reading. On the other hand, Matt's creations have enough insight to be taught on a university level. See "Existence In A Modern Western Society 101," for example.

Love the show and thought this would be fun. Mine is: “Shut up you slow string cheese!!!” What’s yours??

EZ Insult Generator for those who need it. :)

Insult generator

Oh Shakespeare!

Good Old fashioned insults

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Why use one word when several will do? by @death_stairs

This handy Shakespeare Insult Kit lets you create the perfect old-timey insult for any occasion! So use it you dankish rump-fed codpeices!

dwarven insult generator from http://www.dwarvenconspiracy.com (which now appears dead--lucky i screencapped this thing!)

11 Classy Insults With Classical Greek and Latin Roots