Just 29 years ago today, an almost impossibly demure-looking Cher (who knew she ever dressed so much like a lesser Windsor?) is squired to some forgotten social event by, believe it or not, Val Kilmer. I think their expressions tell a number of potentially interesting stories, most of them filthy.
Back then, would you have bet that three decades later, she would look still more or less the same - and he would look like your aunt's alcoholic insurance-salesman ex-husband?