Yes, Apple should only make thick, soap-bar-shaped bricks because MKBHD and 5% of loud users ‘need’ them.
And no options allowed! All thin models should be discontinued immediately because they can’t house 3 cinema grade cameras.
Do you think using hyperboles makes your argument stronger or something?
This is probably why some of you are shocked when the Air proves far less popular than expected. It's the failure to recognize what most real world consumers prefer and want.