Funny animal quotes

From the littest of goldfish to the largest of canines, this list of funny animal quotes is perfect for showing your love to your favorite pet.

These laugh-out-loud dog quotes are paw-fect for anyone who loves dogs and needs a good giggle today!

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A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.”...

The best cute cat quotes! These short cat quotes are sure to make any cat lover smile, laugh, or even meow! Cats are so funny!

Dogs are wonderful. They’re excellent companions, entertaining, and loving. Read funny dog quotes that are so relatable and hilarious.

Funny dog quotes from the quirky to the hilarious.

Check out these totally relatable funny dog quotes that will make you laugh all day! You can share one with your dog and make him laugh too. #funnydogquotes #funnydogs

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Embrace the paw-some love with our curated collection of Dog Mom Quotes That Will Give You The Warm Fuzzies! Unleash the joy of canine companionship and celebrate the beautiful bond between you and your fur baby.