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Its So Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes
It was once so cold outside that when I farted they hit the ground frozen solid, so I took them inside and put them by the fireplace and quickly left the room. Family went in and the farts thawed out and began ripping through the air. Everybody ran out into the cold to get fresh air. I had the fireplace all to myself.