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Primordial Slot Machine

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    A special 4-panel gatefold CD with both Your Medal's In The Post and Primordial Slot Machine.

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    A black 12" vinyl with 'Your Medal's In The Post' on the A-side and 'Primordial Slot Machine' on the B-side. Comes with special artwork and obi strip.

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  • Your Medal's In The Post / Primordial Slot Machine Ltd Ed 12" Vinyl
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    A limited edition brown 12" vinyl with 'Your Medal's In The Post' on the A-side and 'Primordial Slot Machine' on the B-side. Comes with special artwork and obi strip.

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Chrysalis 03:28
Songs about dogs and monkeys written sitting in the car Trying to summon the courage to get earnest but I can’t I can’t even summon the interest So instead I’ll get to work on something else Form a perfect Chrysalis And fill it with piss I think back to a time when anecdotes formed live before my very eyes Like my boss in the store cupboard getting his clothes out the chest freezer on a hot day Be with you in a minute Josh No worries Andrew you take your time mate I’m more than Happy Form a perfect Chrysalis And fill it with piss There’s a bloke in the airport with his girlfriend And she’s crying her eyes out He’s saying Can I have a hug? Can I have a hug? Can I have a hug? She’s saying No You Can’t Form a perfect Chrysalis And fill it with piss
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I’m like a gannett in an oil slick Wrong But get used to it Skin Like Gore-Tex Hair like four months bed rest Playmobil Hayley cropper Two rats fucking in the car park It looks like weird It sounds weird Mum the picture’s all funny James Bay’s hat’s on the buffet and you’re sucking it George Ezra’s got his nob out And he’s fucking it You’re not good You’re the opposite I could get used to this Mucky is the bum you kiss Wrongy O’Dullivan Pot this Moving like Jackie Chan not Kennedy Showboating cunt With a canter like an exmoor pony What’s the remedy? I don’t know Stop fucking asking me Am I still working class? Fucking class? Let the balrog fucking pass? Harry Potter in the bath? Swish and flick my fucking ass James Bay’s hat’s on the buffet and you’re sucking it George Ezra’s got his nob out And he’s fucking it Home sweet home sweet nine dart finisher Float like a big one Sting like a miniature Everyone’s sick of you Everyone’s ignoring you Waiting for the pride of Britain They’re not awarding you Sweet life Fucking AONB shithole It’s a bloodsport The national trust got hands in the massacre Fuck them Fuck you Fuck killing stuff Mucky is the bum you kiss
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I’m gonna hate your socks off I’ll hate so hard Your eyes vibrate There’s dog muck on my bare feet Each week I’m gonna eat, sleep, seethe eat quiche repeat I found the world’s biggest love At the world’s smallest meet and greet I gave a two star review of a film that I hadn’t even seen I’ve got something on my face In the space where my mouth sleeps It doesn’t speak It secretes Yeah Eamon Holmes drones on display at the regal Popped in for look but it was heaving with people Had to leave sharp because my trousers were fecal Made up an excuse like I was parked up illegally Stream it on your laptop and cast it to the big screen That’s the dream If you wanna watch Shrek you’ve gotta watch pornography You just couldn’t make it up Yes you could They did I do it all the time Do all phones drain quicker at the start? Or is it just mine? Like body odour on the dance floor I bring a certain sadness to the conga line If you squint your eyes I’m not scared I just need to use the toilet all the time And trust me I’ve been there Best to just squint on till they’re closed It’s as good thing as any to stare at Yeah Eat, Sleep Seethe Eat quiche repeat
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God Bless 02:45
God Bless M&S God Bless M&S Oyster catching you can call me shuck Whittle it down to a paper cup Could have done done that with my fucking eyes shut Work got called off once for luck I’ve been digging through my head for things to use I’m fucking going back to school No bookworm, no slow learner Going Isle of Wight, Gonna be a sherpa Hannibal Lectar, Mr Verger Don’t test me no deaf I heard you Cutting out eyes of the people in the magazine Stick them around my room so I can feel seen God bless M&S Don’t leave me I’ll improve Get the angle right tones nice when my bowles move Get gone with the long prong have you got one Try and remember when the shine shone Smooth palm stiff from gripping Try not to slip but I’m slipping Bollocks Bollard Audrey Swear I heard that more than my grandma’s yipping God bless M&S God Bless M&S Why don’t you prove it show me like that Wear that hat Bat that prat God bless M&S Bat that Prat You’re gonna lose it it’s growing that fast Hair’s all matted in the backwards cap God bless M&S Bat that Prat
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Wake up first thought hope I don’t piss myself today All smiles till I get bored the boat starts drifting away It’s hard even for me And Everything I’ve got I was given for free Anchor up the chain gives way To Mummy’s little soldier Drifting away Wake up second thought I hope I don’t kill myself today Quality cattle full heard Fry that fuckers brain I’ve been here before Bloods clots all over the floor I’m brave But not brave enough to stay Drifting awa

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If you thought rising fame would dull the laser sharp wit of Getdown Services then think again. Following the release of their already beloved EP 'Your Medal's In The Post', they return with yet another. 'Primordial Slot Machine' is full to the brim with their trademark genre-bending, apocalyptic disco and more seditious one liners than you can shake a stick at. From the almost motown beat of 'Eat Quiche, Sleep, Repeat' to the slacker funk of 'Chrysalis', 'Primordial Slot Machine' barrels onwards at a constant breakneck speed, each track giving listeners yet another wry insight into the arcane, acrobatic minds of Josh Law and Ben Sadler.

'Primordial Slot Machine' is set to release digitally on the 6th June. You can pre-order the limited edition brown 2EP vinyl (with Your Medal's In The Post on the A-side) for an est. delivery date of 31st July. A special 4-panel gatefold CD is also available with both releases.

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released June 6, 2025

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