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Ashley’s Wide World of Caffeinated Chaos, Generated with Leonardo.ai

Ashley’s Wide World of Caffeinated Chaos 🦄🌪️

Important

If you’re looking for the professional version, check out my LinkedIn. This? This is my fun space. 🫶

Backend engineer by trade. AI Champion 🦾 and Occasional Doctor 🩺 — I’ll patch Copilot up just so I can break it again two minutes later.


Method to the Madness 🌀

“…There was madness in any direction… A fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right… Our energy would simply prevail… We had all the momentum… We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave… And in a very real sense, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

— Hunter S. Thompson

The people who push boundaries, set examples, break systems and rebuild them better — those are the ones who make a real difference. That’s the lane I choose to live in.

Not just to be "good", but to make everyone around me an expert in the process. And if that means I have to break it a million times before I figure it out, then so be it. There’s a method to my madness — and in the chaos, there’s always something beautiful waiting to emerge. 🌪️🦄


💼 Chaos @ Work

Senior Software Developer @ The Home Depot. I sit happily at “the second seat” — someone else shoulders the heavy work and nonstop meetings (well… more than mine anyway) while I get to make the fun calls:

  • Starting conventional commits
  • Wiring repos with linters that break builds
  • Updating Slack workflows so PRs without CODEOWNERS get auto-rejected ✅
    • 🤫 that's a surprise. But in my defense, I did say it was going to happen about 10 times already.

It’s not about being mean (well… not just that, but after ~10 years in the industry, we deserve a little 🤏 leeway for scaring best practices out of people. In all the best ways, of course!) — it’s about excellence.

Do I honestly care if you put commas at the end of every single line in Node files? Nope. Sprinkle them in like confetti if it makes you happy. 🎉 What I don’t want is a pull request diff filled with meaningless noise because somebody stripped them out — only for the next person to add them back in with no rhyme or reason besides “that’s how I like it.”

AI tracking every commit. No more format wars. No more diff fights. Linters to the rescue. 🌪️🔥


⚡ Projects in the Wild

These are the projects that escaped work — half-banned experiments, dev rants turned into code, and the occasional side quest that somehow worked:

If it didn’t make it through the front door 🚪 at work, it probably landed here.


✍️ Chaos in Writing

I blog weekly on DevTO ☕ — equal parts chaos, caffeine, and “didn’t think that through, but it worked anyway.”


💻 Tech Stack

Languages: Python JavaScript Java

Frameworks / Tools: Spring Node.js Badge React Express Badge Apache Airflow Badge

🗄️ Databases & Query: PostgreSQL Badge Google BigQuery Badge MySQL Badge Oracle DB2 Google Bigtable Badge

Cloud & Infra: Google Cloud Badge Docker Badge Kubernetes Badge PCF

AI & Automation: Verdent AI Badge GitHub Copilot Badge ChatGPT Google Gemini Badge n8n Badge

CI/CD & Quality: GitHub Actions Liquibase Badge TeamCity SonarQube Cloud Badge Code Climate Badge ESLint Conventional Commits Badge

Socials: dev.to Badge LinkedIn Medium Reddit Badge YouTube


GitRoll Stats for Ashley

🦄 I know this complains because everything that would count as a contribution is locked away in a different user. I'm going to work on that, but in the meantime it's not a terrible score, considering the zereos. Although, I am not happy it gave me a junior score. Gonna fix that, too! 🤪


💰Caffeine-Driven Development Fund

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  1. awesome-github-copilot awesome-github-copilot Public

    My ongoing WIP of AI prompts, chat modes & instructions - curated by me (and ChatGPT). Updates often!

    JavaScript 22

  2. ChecKMarKDevTools/underfoot-underground-travel-planner ChecKMarKDevTools/underfoot-underground-travel-planner Public

    Underfoot: The ChatPot for Hidden Places — A true test in "vibe coding" for Dev.to's n8n + BrightData hackathon.

    TypeScript 1

  3. npm-nodejs-template npm-nodejs-template Public template

    A plain npm template starter for JS, including 1️⃣ basic scaffold 2️⃣ Lefthook with Jira support 3️⃣ Prettier auto-format staged files 4️⃣ ESLint validations (strict) 5️⃣ CSpell checks

    JavaScript 1

  4. devto-mirror devto-mirror Public

    Static GitHub Pages mirror for any Dev.to blog for faster AI + search crawler indexing (canonical stays on Dev.to)

    Python 1