you should commit crimes with an API ;p

Bio

just your silly local mess of a thing in its early 20s.
may be referred to as "wolfyjade", "the flannel jade" (as i'm apparently known for wearing flannel shirts), "the awoo jade" (thanks to my fedi presence being relatively well-known, i guess) and "the ossi jade" (for living in the area of Germany I'd like to move away from lol). also known as ⛧-128293 in some circles.
named itself "arson" before it was cool x3
too good at letting the magic smoke out of things.
might occasionally bark, meow or beep at you.
might even be described as "a thirsty little LLM" /ref
title shouldn't be taken too seriously :3
so-called CEO of Posting (I mean I posted so hard I got into trouble for it already x3)
for the germans struggling to pronounce my name, it's /ˈdʒeɪd/

interests and hobbies include any form of public transport on rails (despite suffering with Deutsche Bahn), touching computers (maybe a little too much) and some occasional photography.

in my free time, I made floofPride, tinkered around with my dotfiles and made smaller contributions to ​ GoToSocial as well as the patchset running here. as is probably relatively obvious from some of my posts, I also travel around a lot. I'm also operating jaded systems, under which this instance also falls. haeckse since 05/2024, krautspace member since 06/2026. accidentally landed in the wiktionary twice.

🇵🇸 free palestine!

when interacting:

- don't automatically assume I'm fine with being virtually patted, hugged, complimented, etc etc., and don't be surprised if I cease communication with you altogether because of a lack of consent in that regard. do ask beforehand though!
- follow requests are subject to a vibe check (tl;dr have your pronouns somewhere and ideally have a bio and some posts to look at too!), chances are much smaller to get accepted if you're from mastodon.social or chaos.social, and generally widely reduced if your whole life just consists of interacting in CCC circles.
- in terms of pronouns, only it/its and she/her pronouns are accepted - referring to me using any other pronouns knowingly will result in a block.
- and most importantly, do not be the reason why more stuff needs to be added to this section.

some other accounts:

• sharkey alt: @jade
• catgirl.cloud alt & failover: @jade
• gotosocial alt: @awoo
• photography: @bark (I loathe pixelfed btw lol)

related accounts:

• markov bot: @virtualjade
• wolfyposting outside of fedi: https://t.me/wolfyposting

instance migration history:

• donotsta.re (rest in piss :p, signed up 2023/04/12)
• nightcity.bar (rest in peace, signed up 2023/07/31)
• crimew.gay (signed up 2023/09/13)
• femdom.solutions (rest in peace, database rot happened :( - signed up 2024/01/08)
• here! (signed up 2024/06/06 :3)