Check out some egg puns right now because you can use a smile.
1) Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
2) What do you call an egg who likes to go on Safari? An eggs-plorer.
3) How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise.
4) What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up.
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Check out some Uncle Iroh quotes from the Nickelodeon’s animated television series Avatar: The Last Airbender.
1) When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.
2) Zuko, you must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.
3) You must look inwards and ask yourself, who are you and what do you want?
4) No Zuko! Never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts! In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.
5) Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?
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Smile with some salad puns right now, bro, because life’s too short not to smile.
1) My DJ friend took my advice and changed his salad recipe. He dropped the beet.
2) I didn’t take the job at the salad bar because the celery was too low.
3) Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.
4) I’m carrying a lot of emotional cabbage.
5) The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.
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Smile with some potato jokes right now, bro, because life’s too short not to smile.
1) What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater.
2) An young man comes to the doctor’s office and says he’s feeling bad. He has a carrot sticking out of one ear and a potato sticking out of his other ear. The doctor says: “I know what’s wrong with you. You’re not eating properly.”
3) Waitress: “How did you find your steak tonight?” Customer: “I looked next to my potatoes and there it was.”
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Smile with some tomato puns right now, bro, because life’s too short not to smile.
1) All the vegetables decided to run a marathon. During the race, the red-faced tomato was lagging behind quite a bit. The other vegetables thought that he’ll never be able to ketchup with them.
2) What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his tomato seeds after watering them for the first time? You’ve been germinated.
3) When the tomato went to the doctor to get his annual health checkup, he asked him: “Please check me thoroughly from my head tomatoes.”
4) What did the tomato say to the lettuce? Lettuce be friends.
5) What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
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Smile with some broccoli jokes right now, bro, because life’s too short not to smile.
1) What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? Count Broccula.
2) Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother? His name was Brocco Lee.
3) What do you call a scary movie about vegetables? The Broccoli Horror Picture Show.
4) Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks? The salad bar.
5) Broccoli looks into the trunk of his car. He sees an extra tire and exclaims: “Oh! I have a-spar-a-gus!”
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Smile with some vegetable jokes right now, bro, because life’s too short not to smile.
1) What did the vegetables say to the sandwich? Lettuce all smile.
2) What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It all smells like carrots to me.
3) What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long? Baked beans.
4) What was the cause of the veggie protest? An information leek.
5) Why do fungi have to pay extra on the bus? Because they take up too mushroom.
6) What did the organic vegetables die of? Natural causes.
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Have fun with some restaurant jokes right now, bro.
1) “Server, there’s a fly in my soup.” “Don’t worry, sir, the frog will surface in a moment.”
2) “Server, this food’s not fit for a pig.” “Sorry, sir, I’ll go and get you some that is.”
3) If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
4) “Server, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.” “Yes, sir, they’re bad swimmers.”
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Smile with some spice puns because life is better spiced up.
This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled Spice Puns & Jokes: 25 Best.
1) “Vegans are good people when you use the right spices.” Notes from a cannibal.
2) Dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head. “Ow! I didn’t see that cumin!” Screamed the waiter.
3) Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around my wife’s spice labels on her spice rack. So far, she hasn’t noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
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Enjoy the awesome herb jokes below now.
This post is an excerpt from the article originally published on Humoropedia.com titled Herb Puns & Jokes: 47 Best, available at https://humoropedia.com/herb-puns-n-jokes/. Some of those puns are below. I’m sure you’re gonna like them.
1) A girl told me that she recognized me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
2) It’s said that playing music to plants can help them grow faster. I don’t know about others, but my favorite plant musician is Elvis Parsley.
3) What do you call a funny herb? Sillyantro.
4) I’ve got a device to fetch futuristic herbs. It’s a thyme machine.
5) What do you call a small amount of parsley? Sparsley.
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