Call in sick to work humor

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Americans are generally a hard-working bunch, but there are times when some workers feel the need to call in sick when they aren't actually ill.

I'm calling in sick because I'm have an eye problem. I can't see myself coming into work today. | Workplace Ecard

Sorry Boss I Think Ill Be Fat For the Rest of theWeek -

Free and Funny Get Well Ecard: I like to ease into the work week by calling in sick on Mondays. Create and send your own custom Get Well ecard.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Can I just tell you now that I'm calling in sick tomorrow, so I don't have to get up early tomorrow to do it? Create and send your own custom Workplace ecard.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Tomorrow I am calling in sick because I have anal glaucoma.... I can't see my ass coming in to work. Create and send your own custom Workplace ecard.

Work be like...sorry you've passed. Is there any way you can still come in?

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When your boss asks for evidence after you called in sick! 😆😂