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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

We all know the magic of photography, and love to be able to snap pics of some of our most happy and memorable moments in life. Isn’t that what cameras are for, to capture forever those most precious memories and have them on our walls or photo albums?But for one Arizona family, the photo they took of a happy and precious moment, turned out to be not just an important memento, but in fact a terrifying emergency that could have ended in tragedy.Let’s take a look at the amazing true story…

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The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to...

Mark Parisi is the award-winning cartoonist from Massachusetts, USA. He is best known for the long-running comics series "Off The Mark".

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

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He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat...