Sassy cross stitch patterns

I'm billing you for this conversation. Perfect for the professional, doctor? Lawyer? Consultant, or just someone with a bit of sass, this is great for your office or as a gift for someone who will bill you for the time taken to read the card. This is a very quick and easy modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 120x140 stitches which is about 8x10 inches and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour…

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

Dont Summon Demons in the Bathroom Snarky Cross Stitch Pdf Pattern, Sassy Cross Stitching, Funny, Sarcastic Bathroom Decor Cross Stitch - Etsy

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

C2C: 3dc per square; ch 3 to connect.

The days of the "God Bless This Home" cross stitch are long gone.

Sorry I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you speak funny cross stitch pattern easy hand stitch embroidery Simple embroidery design: This cross stitch patterns only uses full stitches and is suitable both for beginners and experts.

Cross stitch isn't just for old ladies! Try something new and start stitching with a cross stitch kit containing everything you need. Suitable for beginners, they make great gifts and there's loads of inappropriate, sassy, sweary designs to choose from! #puntodecruz #needlework #needlecraft #needlepoint #crossstitch #countedcrossstitch #beginnerscrossstitch #pointdecroix #crossstich #diycraftprojects #diyart #diygifts #crafting #making #hobby #learncrossstitch #xstitch #crosstitch

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …