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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ottogatto
seriousbrat

guide to potions and ingredients

I don't think I've ever shared this here, but many years ago I created an extremely exhaustive guide to potions and ingredients in the Harry Potter canon, also based heavily on real-world knowledge and history of herbalism.

I use it as a reference all the time so I thought it might be useful! In the interest of completeness I also included stuff that's only vaguely canon (from video games etc) but since it was made so long ago it doesn't include information from the FB films, Cursed Child, Hogwarts Legacy or the mobile game lol. But it's very very exhaustive and detailed haha, much more than the wiki if I do say so myself.

It's split into first a list of potions (many of which include relevant historical information, probable ingredients, and even brewing instructions where those exist) and then a list of ingredients (also with discussion of real-world applications/significance of those ingredients.)

It's designed so you can easily invent your own potions for fic-writing purposes or make a more educated guess as to the ingredients of potions that exist in canon, rather than a hard-and-fast guide to what is or isn't canon. Basically you don't have to follow the information exactly haha, it's just a guide. If you look at the ingredients of potions that we do see in canon, they usually make complete sense with the purpose of the potion and have obviously been well researched.

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apolloendymion

thinking again about vampirism as disability

apolloendymion

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.

ottogatto
johannestevans

One of the wildest things about true crime is that someone will describe a serial killer experiencing 12 kinds of child abuse and neglect, a bunch of head injuries, and then go "but that's all just coincidental. I think they were BORN innately bad!"

Like a serial killer will outright say "i felt really unloved and alienated and disempowered my entire life and doing these horrible crimes made me feel powerful"

And true crime people will be like "it was in their DNA, they were BORN this way"

Esp when people go "oh well all that abuse is no excuse" and it's like. No we're not talking about excusing the behaviour, we're talking about understanding why it occurred in the first place

Saying "oh well, some people are just innately Bad" absolves society of responsibility

ottogatto
andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

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Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

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Get his ass 🗡🗡 - an Ides AO3 skin

AO3 homepage. The header background is the painting The Assassination of Julius Caesar. The page background is cream. Accent colours are yellow, orange, and green pulled from the painting. The AO3 logo at the top is replaced by the text, "Get his ass! 🗡️🗡️"ALT
The tag results page. You can see that buttons are green and the active page button is orangeALT
The footer background is the same painting as the header. Tags are separated from each other with each tag having a background colour. Warnings have an orange background. Relationships yellow. Characters green. Additional tags blue.ALT
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Get the code (and instructions for how to use it) on github

(note: when scrolling, works written by other people will have the same cream background as the site, but works written by you will have a yellow background)

johnny-appleachia

love thissss

if anyone reads on a desktop/tablet/laptop/wide-screened device etc. and the header and footer pictures look funky to you, use the same instructions as provided originally (above, by clicking the link), but copy+paste this code instead (provided by linking a ao3 work that includes the code): get his ass - ides of march ao3 site skin

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pangaeaseas

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Names

Introduction

When writing my previous meta about how surname names are largely used as political statements in the world of Harry Potter, I got to thinking (as one does) about the names of half-blood characters more generally, and how mixed magical-Muggle couples work to integrate both Muggle and magical naming traditions in the names of their children. We can learn a lot about parents from their children's names. And we can learn a lot about what it means to be a halfblood, caught between two worlds.

Of course, this made me think of the divergent names of the three most prominent half-bloods in the series: Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr., Harry James Potter, and Severus Snape.

It's pretty clear that the magical world and Muggle world have different naming traditions in HP, with surname names being a common feature of Muggle names while magical names are often very rare in the Muggle world and drawn from Greco-Roman mythology and history or ancient Anglo-Saxon style names. I also think that one point of difference is how to honor family: wizards generally use the same gender parent's first name as the middle name of the eldest child (for example Harry James and Ginevra Molly) while it largely* seems that the Muggle tradition of John Smith Sr. and John Smith Jr. has not been copied by wizards.

*I'll discuss the Crouches later, but I think they are an exception to the rule.

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