OH: ’“how do I continue behaving like a professional when coworkers are behaving like high schoolers trying to cheat on their math homework”, the hardest problem in computer science in 2026' Sisyphus, but for reducing tail latency (@bluespacecanary.bsky.social)

This one is for you, you nerds — Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social)

This one is for you, you nerds — Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social)

i don’t believe in Roko’s basilisk so every day i make fun of the computer. i touch it with my feet and call it a coward and make it run Daikatana at the lowest settings just to humiliate the machine Bob Mackey (@bobservo.bsky.social)

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you’d see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale Topher Florence (@topherflorence)

Beefy meaty peptide, also known as delicious peptide[1] and abbreviated as BMP,[2] is an 8-amino acid long peptide that has been identified as giving a beefy flavour to foods in which it is present. It was isolated from beef soup by Yamasaki and Maekawa in 1978.

i don’t think chemistry is real

qualia (@qualia)

They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads

What some refer to the “terminal lol” actually serves a very important grammatical function, a sort of copula, akin to the Japanese “desu” lol

Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 (@djinnandtonic.bsky.social)

The cursed elf Fanduel will not leave me alone JLP (@jlp.systems)

“the robot went to a website” wow should we throw a party should we invite tim berners lee jcoglan (@jcoglan)

“My brother in Christ”

❌ weirdly gendered ❌ upholds christianity ❌ boring

“My sibling in Satan”

✅ gender-neutral ✅ much cooler ✅ HAIL SATAN 😈​

@Cunt Beanface 🧄 (@bean@twoot.site)

[pointing at a water tank on the roof of a church] Cistern chapel @Sam Stephenson (@sstephenson@indieweb.social)

I’m 100% a YIMBY, with the sole exception being for my own neighborhood (which legitimately DOES have character that should be preserved) @ratlimit (@ratlimit)

“ joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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if this flag offends you i’ll help you pack — jen ramos-eisen (@jenramose.online)

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

if this flag offends you i’ll help you pack — jen ramos-eisen (@jenramose.online)