Thursday, November 12, 2026 at 1:40am →
Solving the carbon crisis by just putting Alex Karp in a room with opposing election results and using his pivots to drive a generator — Matthew Garrett (@mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip)
Wednesday, November 11, 2026 at 6:56pm →
in Woke 3.0 are we really cancelling a successful AAPI businessman for being outed as asymmetrically polyamorous? — Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 (@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social)
Wednesday, November 11, 2026 at 3:11pm →
(explaining the modern economy) If one specific guy gets too horny everyone’s retirement savings evaporate — Better Things Are Possible (@internethippo.bsky.social)
Wednesday, November 11, 2026 at 3:11pm →
If you’re still in line to fuck Jensen Huang STAY IN LINE — Human Resources Haldeman (@gonebabygone.bsky.social)
Tuesday, November 10, 2026 at 8:45pm →
Timid puppygirls are called subwoofers — Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social)
Tuesday, November 10, 2026 at 8:45pm →
noclips through the floor. falls into a stately 18-th century aristocratic residence. baroque music is playing. everyone is wearing powdered wigs “oh no i’ve fallen into the bachrooms” — Djinn & Tonic (@djinnandtonic.bsky.social)
Tuesday, November 10, 2026 at 11:59am →
art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist — lexie♡♡ (@lexycat2005)
Tuesday, November 10, 2026 at 11:44am →
There is writer’s block and writer’s retreat, but no writer’s attack, indicating that they are primarily a tank class — Pavel (@spavel.bsky.social)
Monday, November 9, 2026 at 9:24pm →
Women used to eat hot chip and lie. Now they are hot liars who steal chip — Good Boy (@goodboy.bsky.social)
Monday, November 9, 2026 at 2:32pm →
STATLER: I hear Jensen Huang got caught cheating on his wife
WALDORF: Just once? I thought he’d be in multiple triangles
STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it’s DirectX
WALDORF: Better hope she’s not into frustum culling
STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!
Monday, November 9, 2026 at 1:02pm →
You’re telling me an AI guy got hoodwinked by flattery?? You’re right. I should have told you I’m a spy—and that’s on me.
Monday, November 9, 2026 at 1:02pm →
JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!! — timo (@timo_rf)
Saturday, November 7, 2026 at 7:29pm →
Friday, November 6, 2026 at 2:01pm →
guys i bought the new ocarina game but i think my copy is broken?? — bea ⭐️ (@SlLENTPRINCESS)