Wednesday, September 23, 2026 at 2:41pm →
Every year I update my P(tomb) and every year I am let down by no Alecto the Ninth — Sarah Z (@sarahz.bsky.social)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 9:31pm →
This is my new favorite thing. — Kasey Gifford (@kaseygifford.bsky.social)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 3:56pm →
If you can substitute “hungry ghost trapped in a jar” for “AI” in a sentence it’s probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take “I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me”. Sure. Reasonable use case.
“My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar”? No. Deranged.
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 3:28pm →
“you named the mushroom ‘red dick’?”
“don’t be ridiculous, I’m a scientist. I named the mushroom 'red dick’ in Latin”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus…
— insomniac (@phillyinsomniac.bsky.social)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 3:28pm →
Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I’m just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying “Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain.” — Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 (@MildCuthbert)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 3:27pm →
Maria (@mlstrat): your eunuchs: scheming
i have some terrible news about my eunuchs
my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 1:49pm →
jj pronounced “Jolene” — rolypoly (@rolipo.li)
Tuesday, September 22, 2026 at 1:31pm →
my husband just interrupted putting dishes away because he wanted to show me something called a “jj megamerge”. i’m scared i’m losing my husband to jj. — Savannah Ostrowski (@savannah.dev)
Monday, September 21, 2026 at 10:10pm →
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that’s right
— dan mentos (@danmentos.com)
Monday, September 21, 2026 at 2:09pm →
Will 🍁 (@palgarian): Someone please give me $450 so I can buy the limited edition lunar new year’s Tim Hortons mahjong set
today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year’s tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work
Sunday, September 20, 2026 at 7:47pm →
If your last name is Kombat and you have a daughter you should name her Myrtle — Yoko’s Asterisk 🏳️⚧ (@charliejane)
Sunday, September 20, 2026 at 1:24pm →
My phone sends me a notification whenever there’s an owl nearby. I don’t remember asking it to do that and I don’t know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent — mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social)
Sunday, September 20, 2026 at 11:51am →
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. — Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social)