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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, Falling Down Quotes Funny, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Girlfriend Jokes, Husband Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball –… | Jokes Of The Day Funny Tuesday Quotes Hilarious, Jokes Of The Day, Clean Funny, Women Jokes, Soulmate Connection, Tuesday Quotes, English Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Neoclassical Architecture

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Memes Jokes Funny, School Quotes Funny In English, School Jokes In English, Jokes English Funny, Pomes Funny, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh Jokes, Funny Funny Jokes, Funny Mean Jokes

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman... | Jokes Of The Day Pranks To Pull, Bar Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Long Jokes, Jokes And Riddles, Funny Jokes For Adults, Joke Of The Day, Twisted Humor

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

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