One day I'll have a cool title.

One day I'll have a cool title.

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

steakosaur:

ariadne-mouse:

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what’s that you’ve got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

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cilantrhoes:

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tothewhirlwind:

gothluv:

it’s like damn are people like not born in the 90’s anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it’s not a coincidence

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gamechangershow:

makesomenoise:

dropoutdottv:

samreich:

strangely inspirational

i am a regular guy

i am a regular guy

i am a regular guy

i am a regular guy

cassiebnuy:

cassiebnuy:

i hate holiday music so much “giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet” has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

its that time again

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maliciosafem:

tweevee3:

lowkey getting tired of self defeatist blackpill attitudes

“the patriarchy will never end”

Why not? We went from using boats to rockets in like 200 years but you think men will forever have privilege in society? Why do you think that?

voting was once “impossible”. divorce was once “impossible”. marital rape being a crime was once “impossible”. earning more money than men was once “impossible”. being president was once “impossible”. getting a phd was once “impossible”. all the rights we have were EARNED. it was never easy. right now it’s the best time in history to be a woman, even if we have a long way to go.

even after millennia of oppression, women have quickly caught up. we are better at studying, better at working, better at driving, we balance work inside and outside the home in ways men could never dream of, we foster communities, we create great art, we are all around better than men even with their boots on our necks.

this is worth putting up a fight for because it is working.

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can-i-make-image-descriptions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

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derogatoryunemployed:

gaymaramada:

gaymaramada:

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First encounter with Death / Last encounter with Death

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@spiderman-into-the-biverse you. i like you.

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rpfok:

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

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kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

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its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

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