Profile for sebastian
About sebastian
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- he/him (they/them also fine)
- website
- https://sebsite.pw
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a human i think
i sometimes post about things, uhhh let's be friends or something
former owner of the largest "add everything" studio on scratch
i also own over 200 copies of wii fit
"oh my god seb you should not be allowed to write c code" - @ecs
occasionally my avatar changes between various colors in the NES color palette, don't worry about it it just does that sometimes
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jump to recentalso not depicted in the photo is that a couple of the wii fits are sealed, and one of them has its disc and manual cut in half cuz i lost a bet and had to give half a wii fit to a friend. the picture also doesn't include my balance boards, since i have those stacked in my room for use as a bedside table
every time i misspell `jobs` i create a new shell alias
alias b='jobs'
alias bos='jobs'
alias hjobs='jobs'
alias ho='jobs'
alias i='jobs'
alias io='jobs'
alias ips='jobs'
alias j='jobs'
alias jb='jobs'
alias jbo='jobs'
alias jbos='jobs'
alias jbs='jobs'
alias jbso='jobs'
alias ji='jobs'
alias jib='jobs'
alias jibs='jobs'
alias jio='jobs'
alias jiob='jobs'
alias jiv='jobs'
alias jjo='jobs'
alias jjoo='jobs'
alias jjob='jobs'
alias jo]='jobs'
alias job='jobs'
alias joba='jobs'
alias jobb='jobs'
alias jobd='jobs'
alias jobf='jobs'
alias jobo='jobs'
alias jobsf='jobs'
alias jobss='jobs'
alias jofg='jobs'
alias jogs='jobs'
alias johb='jobs'
alias joi='jobs'
alias joj='jobs'
alias jojb='jobs'
alias jojbs='jobs'
alias jojobs='jobs'
alias jon='jobs'
alias jons='jobs'
alias joo='jobs'
alias joob='jobs'
alias joobs='jobs'
alias jos='jobs'
alias josb='jobs'
alias jov='jobs'
alias jp='jobs'
alias jpb='jobs'
alias jpbs='jobs'
alias js='jobs'
alias ju='jobs'
alias ko='jobs'
alias kob='jobs'
alias kobs='jobs'
alias kop='jobs'
alias kp='jobs'
alias kpb='jobs'
alias kpbs='jobs'
alias nlbs='jobs'
alias o='jobs'
alias ob='jobs'
alias obs='jobs'
alias og='jobs'
alias oj='jobs'
alias ojb='jobs'
alias ojbs='jobs'
alias ojo='jobs'
alias ok='jobs'
alias ol='jobs'
alias oo='jobs'
alias op='jobs'
alias os='jobs'
alias p='jobs'
alias sjobs='jobs'
alias vjo='jobs'
alias $'\017'='jobs'
jo() { [[ "$1" = 's' ]] && shift 1; jobs "$@"; }
something happened to my wii
new blog post: "mashups are an underutilized art form, part 2" https://sebsite.pw/w/20261108-mashups2.html
@sebastian 4? outdated. #GetOnFive
watched 5 YTPs in a row and now sentences in a normal video sound too normal, send help
Hawk Tuah is still mad funny in June 2026 btw
creating a programming language called B# which is exactly the same as C, but everyone who uses it insists that the two languages are *not* interchangeable and that it's a completely different language that just happens to share all of its syntax and semantics
The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.
You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.
It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:
cpu cputype=8086
machine cga
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may god have mercy on my soul.
food will literally explode in the microwave and still be cold when you take it out
My deepest Toyota Corollances
I dont partake in any “Core” . My asethtic is Everything i like Mashed into one thing
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