Turning 40 humor

» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

A list of ways to wish someone a Happy 40th Birthday. These 40th birthday wishes range from sweet and sincere, to biting and hilarious.

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Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: So, you're turning 40... Grab a drink, sit back, and watch while your body starts to breakdown. Create and send your own custom Birthday ecard.

"At 40, you still have all the moves – you just don’t make them as fast." Jokes about turning 40 to make your milestone a smile-stone, not a pile of groans.

Celebrating the fabulous 40s! Dive into 80+ quotes that perfectly capture the humor, wisdom, and excitement of turning 40. Find the best 40th birthday quotes for women, men, and everyone embracing this milestone. Click for quotes to brighten up any fortieth birthday! #Turning40 #40thBirthdayQuotes

Turning 40 is a significant milestone, and it deserves to be celebrated with a hearty dose of humor. After all, laughter is the best way to embrace this new decade with open arms and a smile on your face. Whether you’re the birthday person or you’re looking for the perfect quote to send to a friend or family member, these funny 40th birthday quotes are sure to lighten the mood and add some fun to the festivities