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Dreamlike and different -- not what you'd *expect*, really, from the Chastity Belt leader. Kudos! 😉. I like this
... I *likes*.
Favorite track: Come With Me.
+ SOPHOMORE SOLO ALBUM FROM JULIA SHAPIRO (CHASTITY BELT)
+ CO-PRODUCED BY JULIA SHAPIRO & JAY SOM
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
+ SOPHOMORE SOLO ALBUM FROM JULIA SHAPIRO (CHASTITY BELT)
+ CO-PRODUCED BY JULIA SHAPIRO & JAY SOM
CD housed in a gatefold CD jacket.
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Zorked Corduroy Hat
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White corduroy dad hat with "Zorked"design embroidered in black
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Limited Edition Watermelon Color Vinyl
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
+ SOPHOMORE SOLO ALBUM FROM JULIA SHAPIRO (CHASTITY BELT)
+ CO-PRODUCED BY JULIA SHAPIRO & JAY SOM
+ FIRST 200 FANS TO PRE-ORDER THE VINYL WILL RECEIVE AN 11x17 FOLDED POSTER & THREE JULIA SHAPIRO BRANDED ERNIE BALL GUITAR PICKS.
Exclusive Suicide Squeeze Records variant limited to 250 copies worldwide on watermelon color vinyl. The LP includes a double-sided insert and a download card.
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Chastity Belt's Fake / Fear 7" + Julia Shapiro's Zorked Bundle
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
+CHASTITY BELT'S 'FAKE / FEAR' 7" ON TRANSLUCENT GREEN W/ RED SPLATTER VINYL
+JULIA SHAPIRO'S 'ZORKED' LP ON LIMITED EDITION WATERMELON COLOR VINYL
+11x17 ZORKED FOLDED POSTER
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Limited Edition Signed LP + Poster & Digital (only 40 available!)
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
+ LIMITED TO 40 COPIES WORLDWIDE
+ HAND SIGNED LP JACKET BY JULIA SHAPIRO (CHASTITY BELT)
+ PRESSED ON COKE BOTTLE CLEAR VINYL
+ LP INCLUDES DOUBLE-SIDED INSERT AND A DOWNLOAD CARD
+ INCLUDES FOLDED 11 x 17 POSTER
+ INCLUDES IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD OF FULL ALBUM
+ CO-PRODUCED BY JULIA SHAPIRO & JAY SOM
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LP TEST PRESSING - SUPER RARE
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Test pressing version of Julia Shapiro's Zorked LP. Extremely rare collectible - only 10 in the world!
Includes unlimited streaming of Zorked
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
this is the end
of an illusion
put it to rest
end the confusion
tell me the truth
help me to see it
so I can change
finally breathe in
holding onto something concrete
but there’s freedom in falling
painted a picture that you liked
it wasn’t real, it wasn’t right
such a relief
totally drain me
is this the end
of hoping
what was once true
can now be rejected
everything real
was just a reflection
holding onto something concrete
when there’s freedom in falling
painted a picture that you liked
it wasn’t real, it wasn’t right
close my eyes now I’m not having any fun
my voice is melting and I’m staring at the sun
take me
to awful places now
feel free
to help me come back down
come with me
sink with me
holding onto something that I should forget
has it happened blurry memories of yet
looking
forward to my past
sinking
into what I lack
come with me
melt with me
I won’t swallow my own pride
I’m just looking for a cure
not overly sincere
but a pushover for sure
yeah I am the worst news
at the wrong time
and you are the last hope
that will slowly die
a horrible gift that
you’ll never give away
the burden of kindness
compelling it to stay
yeah this was the wrong choice
at the worst time
and everyone’s feeding
off the biggest lie
will it be
the last time
i find myself
stuck inside
this hole
I’ve dug
you hide your intentions behind meaningless thoughts
let life just happen to you while you sit and watch
now I’m just the means
to your shitty end
someone to fuck
someone to call a friend
so much I couldn’t say out loud
you’re never going to figure me out
feel like a good guy cause you can admit you’re wrong
I’m here to listen, I’ve got nothing going on
yeah I’m just the means
to your shitty end
someone to fuck
someone to call a friend
I know I’m not the one you want
a blank sheet for you to project on
tired feelings have run dry
that’s one less futile try for a selfish guy
one less futile try
take my head, I want it
make me see double
does it make you feel like yourself?
well you look like someone else
I wanna be a part of it
but I never could commit
there’s nothing ahead
and nothing in my head
dull my mind, I want it
make me feel honest
in a bubble of happiness
a blind moment of pure bliss
I wanna be a part of it
but I never could commit
there’s nothing ahead
and nothing in my head
wake each day
stare at my phone
the burden of being alive
make some plans
and watch them fall through
losing all sense of time
fuck
fuck it all
even if I feel okay
I still complain
I forget what happened today
and every day
take a walk, call a friend
the burden of staying awake
here I am
trying to have a good time
in this hellscape
fuck
fuck it all
looking at the world through shit-colored glasses
feel bad everyday but do nothing about it
some guy with a stupid face
told me to smile more
such good advice
I never thought of doing that before
unload your conscience on a passerby
cause none of your friends
will listen to you whine
moping around watching reality tv
basking in nothingness makes me feel free
unload your conscience on a passerby
cause none of your friends
will listen to you whine
unload your conscience on a passerby
cause none of your friends
will listen to you whine
it’s not going away
because you want it to stay
it’s not going away
let’s be honest
can we clear the air
I’m the problem
I don’t really care
it’s all
my fault
I feel
so lost
in a nightmare
forgetting all my lines
truth is mindless
but I don’t wanna die
hatred
builds up
I’ve had
enough
I don’t wanna speak anymore
everything’s irrelevant
silently developing
the need for nothingness
I don’t wanna speak anymore
I don’t wanna talk anymore
I see what I wanna see
never what’s in front of me
the hope of having some
is the only thing worse than having none
feed the illusion
but try to seem sincere
live for the attention
while you’re in a hall of mirrors
I’d like to be just about anyone
‘cept for the vacuum I’ve become
my rhythm’s off, I’m spinning
I fade away as I’m beginning
feed the illusion
but try to seem sincere
put on a performance
inside a hall of mirrors
about
Zorked (adj.) - what happens when you end up thunderbaked, as in extremely stoned–or in any situation where you feel not sober. You can feel so tired you’re zorked. In fact, any state, so long as you’re a little out of it, qualifies. And Julia Shapiro, of Chastity Belt, Childbirth, and Who Is She?—much like everyone on this earth with a pulse—was zorked on more than one occasion in 2020. In March, she packed up her things and traded Seattle’s late-winter gloom for the perennial sunshine and seemingly endless opportunity of Los Angeles only to be forced into near-total isolation. With nowhere to go and nothing to do, she began working on her second solo album, Zorked. On the resulting batch of songs, we’re given Julia’s vision of Los Angeles: a wasteland melting in slow-motion, a place to commune with ghosts and warped legacies.
Living within earshot of a man who spent his entire 2020 singing karaoke for over 10 hours a day, Julia could write, record, and play an album’s worth of instruments without fear of noise complaints. Her roommate Melina Duterte (Jay Som) transformed their house into a viable home studio, making it easy to fully realize the sound in her head, even at the height of a global lockdown. Taking things a step further, Melina agreed to co-produce the record, pushing Julia to make these new songs sound less like Perfect Version, her first solo album, or like the songs she performs in Chastity Belt. At the peak of her uncertainty and discomfort, she jumped into the deep end in search of something new—and found power in heavy sounds.
This is evident in the first few seconds of album opener “Death (XIII).” Taking newfound inspiration from the namesake Tarot card, drone metal, and shoegaze, Julia layers walls of guitars, bass chords, and programmed drums. “Come With Me,” the album’s lead single, takes inspiration from a mushroom trip gone bad. “Take me to awful places now,” she sings, envisioning heat death as her own eyes stare directly into the sun. On “Wrong Time,” shimmering guitars smolder and levitate, yet she finds herself “stuck inside this hole I’ve dug.” That said, these songs aren’t unbearably sad, nor has Julia become any less of a merciless observer of human behavior. By album closer “Hall of Mirrors,” she’s come full circle. Over fingerpicked guitar, the sense of lost identity becomes all-encompassing. It’s the sound of a life lived in servitude to digital screens and the psychic damage invisibly done along the way.
Though Julia Shapiro found herself in a near hermit-like existence, writing and recording almost all of the album’s instruments herself and struggling to navigate her place in a city and world rendered nearly comatose, she maintains a sense of humor about all of it. At the very least, “It’s funny to force people to have to say Zorked out loud. Any other title sounded pretentious.”
credits
released October 15, 2021
Written and performed by Julia Shapiro
Produced and engineered by Julia Shapiro and Melina Duterte
Mixed by Melina Duterte
Mastered by Sarah Register
Trumpet on "Reptile! Reptile!" by Melina Duterte
Violin on "Zorked" and "Hall of Mirrors" by Annie Truscott
Chastity Belt is one of the best bands out there right now. I grew up mid 90’s w some amazing music, these ladies are a great throwback to that time. Their melodies and songwriting are such high caliber that they feel like they’ve been your life long friends, very personal. aerislives
The excellent new LP from Seattle’s Fotoform pairs the moodiness of goth with drifting dream pop melodies, resulting in bewitching songs. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 18, 2021