Naughty Elves

So we's heard about how some kids and pups are plagued wif dese shelf elves that think dey are workin da NSA or da FBI or somefin and report EVERYTHING to Santa Paws.

We's worked out a deal wif our elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Let's just say we follow da code of Omertà here - a lil inspahrayshun from da DogFather is ya will. Dem elves give us a good report to da Big Man and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.

Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.

So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.

Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.

Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . . 

So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.

Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.

Aubrey seems to go for powder.

Guess Elwood prefers rock.

Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.

We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.

So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is not going to hear about the 2 AM barking and how NotMe has been peein in da house. Dese elves aren't too bad.

Christmas Eve!

 

Merry Christmas Eve y'all!

We're waiting for Santa Paws!

Our living room are all ready for him.

Ok, apparently Angelique are not impressed wif my jokes. Geez, everyone's a critic. Let's look at some Christmas decorations instead - dis are our living room.

Hope he packs his shorts since Christmas Day are sposed to be in da 80s! 

Those elves are up to their naughty tricks again. We got some more blackmail photos - just in case.

Now we know where da Christmas cookies went.

Yeah, I don't think you're sposed to pick up chicks on da job guys. Good thing we got photos - now they are gonna hafta tell Santa we wuz good pups.

Yappy Howlidays y'all!

Sunday SELFies

 

Ugh, they are back. Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle are back in town to torment us innocent pups. Ya'd think global warming and our almost 80 degree days earlier this month woulda kept em away, but NO. We can't be dat lucky. 

Since they has gotten up to all kindsa naughtiness before, we has an agreement. They don't tell on us, and we don't tell on them.

But they still like to tease us pups. And make threats. 

In better and non-elfin news, we got new Christmas hoodies.

Maybe I can hide from these elves wif it.

Santa won't mind, right??

I mean, he looks like a guy who understands just how tempting cookies can be.

Just sayin. . . 

Christmas Eve!

 

It's Christmas Eve! Almost time for Santa Paws!

Finley says he better bring some good stuff this year!

We spent last nite curled up in front of da fire while da mommas watched Christmas movies.

Den I headed off to bed to snuggle wif Travis. And don't believe what he says - he liked it!

We wuz rockin our Christmas scottie jammies.

They're terrierific!

Then we switched over to our Christmas Eve dresses.

We look like we're ready for a Christmas pawty! 

I bet Santa will like em.

I've got some more pics of our Christmas decorations today.

Our tree are jam-packed!

I hope some of those presents are for me!

Like maybe half of em??

Grandma's reindeer colleckshun.

Her mini tree.

And polar bears.

All available surfaces are decorated.

To da max!

The Jim Shore coastal Santas.

And our fireplace.

There's even more on top of da bookshelf!

Da kitchen gets decorated too. Ya know what would look on dat table??? BACON! And STEAKS! 

Well, earlier this month, I menshuned that those pesky elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle showed up to spy on us. But since they are such naughty elves, we worked out a lil agreement - what happens in Plano stays in Plano and nobody snitches. 

And those elves were naughty! Stealing candy!

And cookies!

Dat are just wrong.

Aubrey, dude, there's a 12-step program for dat.

They raided da liquor cabinet too.

And they broke da COVID rules wif maskless partyin! I don't think she's into it guys, ain't ya heard of #MeToo at da North Pole?

A menage a elf.

This are just all kinds wrong.

They even hoarded da TP!

And OMD, dey TPed my crate!

And Travis' litter box.

They even stole da Clorox wipes! Do ya have any idea how rare those are??

We told those rascally elves dat dey better say we wuz good, or else we wuz gonna send dese photos to Santa.

Those elves really aren't so bad when ya have got blackmail on em.

Yappy howlidays from our house to yours!