I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
I wasn't going to reblog this, but then it got to that last one. Mad respect to the guy in that one for holding the pose.
being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
Breyer customs are so fucking violent. RIP and SAW and BEND the resin horsie.
You may ask: why not just sculpt a horsie! You can sculpt! And that is not the point for the people who do this. The point is to WARP and BOTHER the material I think.
Also you can enter them in their own special Custom Horsie competitions this way
To be fair, it is also a lot easier to sculpt over a rigid plastic base than a flimsy wire/tinfoil base
Until he started putting hair on I just assumed that he'd be making an andalite
"Like peanut butter, which is the best food ever invented, because there's protein, and I'm lazy." What a mood, Becca. I'm sold on the sandwich.
Imagine pad Thai, but with a sweet chili sauce added, and then you just remove the spicy bit of the chili sauce.
True genius is never recognized in its time.
I absolutely despise peanut butter so I'm just here like "well yes this sandwich is gross, but for a different reason than you guys all think. We agree but you are still wrong."
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick!
*waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in
It's also effective against Dana Scully
"Does it do damage to humans?" "Uh, yeah, a heavy stick wielded properly will do that."
Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...
Unironically you would get so much strange
strange what, known furry @cipheramnesia ?
Strange, pooontaaang, hot action, makin the backosaurus, swapin fluids, knockin boots, the horizontal two step, gettin sin it to win it, birds and the bees, partners in slime, the summer o 69, slingin that ass, gettin freaky it and or in it, I'm talkin about fuckin', y'hear, sex, girl!
thank you for the clarification, ms leghorn.