Vintage funny quotes

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1. Witty Vintage Humor "I don’t trip over my words, I do full choreography." "Darling, I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination." "Why walk when you can strut with attitude?" "I’m not arguing; I’m simply explaining why I’m right." "Back in my day, we didn’t ‘Google’—we asked Grandma!" "I was vintage…

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Quirky Quotes by Vintage Jennie | "Call Me Crazy"

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