ladyhistory:

yeah forget you kaiser bill

don’t forget to send this out to all your family members this year

brucesterling:

*Season’s greetings

https://twitter.com/LaurynIpsum/status/1471680617452429312?s=20

I always lose it around Christmas with gift-giving

people will ask for like 2 gifts and I’m like

NO 

I MUST GET YOU 200 GIFTS 

EVERYTHING ON YOUR HOLIDAYUM LIST

LET ME LOVE YOU WITH COMMERCIALISM

imjustally:

“CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES”

Seeing Christmas lights on houses before Thanksgiving

People putting up Christmas trees before Thanksgiving

Hearing Christmas music before Thanksgiving

Christmas before Thanksgiving

ATTENTION STORES: STOP PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC IT’S NOT THANKSGIVING YET

I DON’T WANT TO BE CHRISTMASED OUT BEFORE THE DAMN END OF NOVEMBER PLEASE

I SWEAR FALL IS LIKE 3 DAYS LONG THESE DAYS

THAT’S RIGHT BUDDY JINGLE THOSE BELLS A LITTLE CLOSER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

If I die in a fire, I hope it’s because I had too many Christmas lights.

IT’S A MYCROFT POPPINS CHRISTMAS PARTY YA’LL–HEAD ON OVER AND JOIN THE FUN!!!

CHRISTMAS IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.