I always find it fascinating how you can post something satirical or just funny and you get reply messages from those who just don’t get it. We all have a different perspective on reality based on age, gender, your environment etc. and I guess that explains it

Isn’t amazing how the user that made that comment goes unrecognized by the literary world? Probably wasting their talents with some joke job when they could be writing block buster screen plays

You may save it. And now do your best to receive the same type of private messages for the content that you post to brighten up others. Best of Luck.

That is a beautiful story. Thank you so much for telling it.

There really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?

excellent idea

But it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.

Few things are as stunning as watching them be released. Allowed to roam free. And then nature makes it even more stunning as a small gust of cold air wakes them up at their very core. The most prevalent but dormant section comes to life reaching up for the sky

Agree. Wear it until it’s ready for the laundry.

what do you think causes downvotes on perfect shitposts?

When you read the headline before seeing the chart were you going to guess when it falls out

Stains do you want to go to the park? Ok it’s time to go. Come Stains

Wasn’t there a popular song with that title?

agreed. Very cringy for brothers and sisters. It’s rare but there are blended families. Kids have both a different father and mother but you all live together as siblings. Reminds me of the Brady Bunch. Even if Marcia was my “sister” I would have had no guilt fucking her. There was no blood connection.

great story. How did the whole DP go? Could you actually move in her pussy while the other guy was fucking her ass? Also if the under guy doing the pussy cums first I guess he has to wait it out till the guy in her ass finishes.

What are your feelings on swapping as opposed to fucking in the same room with another couple?

Agreed. The whole relative thing can be creepy. But I have some cousins who I have fantasied about fucking.

Many years ago in a college dorm. My room mate and friend comes in with a rather new GF. He hadn’t know her very long. I was half a sleep and I was groggy as I realized that they were both half dressed and having a drink. I asked “hey do you want me to leave for a half hour?” I was introduced to Carmela and she started to laugh. My room mate replied, “No actually Carmela has always wanted to try a threesome and I told her you would probably be up for it.”

With a huge smile I said, “sure!” This was going to be a first for me too.

We all threw whatever we were still wearing on the floor. Carmela knelt between both of us and went back and forth sucking our cocks. She had great tits that I randomly grouped them while she was sucking us off.

She then positioned us on my little narrow bed. She was bent over. Joe, my room mate, was set up to do her doggy style. She had me in front of her on my knees and resumed sucking my cock. I had seen vids of spit roasts and now I was actually performing in one.

Joe had a firm grip on her hips as he pounded his cock into her pussy. She was both moaning and laughing as she continued to suck my cock. In just a few minutes she could hear Joe and I getting close to exploding. She stopped sucking my cock and put up a hand and said we were now going to switch.

I was now working up speed fucking her pussy and watching Joe’s cock being sucked. It didn’t last long. Joe exploded into her mouth. I watched as I stopped thrusting. I then went back to thrusting and in no time shot a huge load into her. She rolled over with cum leaking from her pussy and mouth.

We all started laughing and she said, “that was fun”

funny thing is that even though it’s a chocolate cake it smells like fish